"I think it would be really funny if a barber shop sold hats."
"You want something done? Pay someone else to do it incorrectly."
"‘OK’ is not a good fundraising word."
"A bunch of people in ties, grazing on beef…"
On the crowd at the bar at Hillstone
"Even the trips he doesn’t take are great."
"Second derivative analyses, when translated in layman’s English, are always super awkward."
"We’ve all had periods in life when we’re wanderers."
"I miss Outlook."
|M:||You didn't invite me.|
|S:||Do you want to go?|